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Thu, Nov. 6th, 2008, 11:48 pm
Bats. Bosses. Battle st--no, wait...

Today one of my bosses sent me over to her house to find a key in a pair of pants thrown over a bed. I finally got to go inside their quaint and mysterious house. I met their beautiful white cat. Sometimes, I am a cat person. The cat was a security guard. She followed me around and made sure I stayed in line. I had been so curious, and now I've seen it!

On the way back, I was listening to 105.1 the buzz today, and they talked about how some woman had a wild bat in her house. Apparently she woke up the next day not being able to find the bat the night before and drank a "weird" cup of coffee. A whole cup.

Daria: This totally sounds like Mitch. "This coffee tastes like crap. EHHHH I'm gonna drink a whole cup anyway!" 

Then, upon throwing out the grounds...she found the bat.

Daria: OH NO!! The poor bat. Did it go to a big bat farm? In bat heaven?

It had crawled into the coffee maker. Now she has to be tested for rabies among other things. Normally they would do an autopsy, but unfortunately the poor bat's brain was fried by the damn coffee maker.

(after)
Ted: Don't worry, the woman is fine.
Daria: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID WOMAN!! What about the bat? Poor bat.

Moral of the story? Sometimes you are the bat. Sometimes you are the coffee maker. Also, never drink anything that tastes like weirdness.

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Current Mood: happy except for the bat story
Current Music: news of the weird
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Sat, Nov. 8th, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)
[info]kirazi

Mmmmm, bat. I wonder if it tasted like chicken. I feel bad for her if she has to get the rabies shot... I hear they are PAINFUL, you have to get like 5 of them, AND you get them in the ass. It doesn't get much worse.
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Sat, Nov. 8th, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
[info]lebikiniblonde

The nurses can replace those big giant needles like they use in cartoons for much smaller needles. That's what they do when I get depo shots. Still, anything involving getting something, anything, in your ass is NOT good times.

Bat vs. chicken...interesting. I do not want to become the person that comes up with bat cuisine. Although, I could open a restaurant and serve weird shit, like painkiller stew and bat. It could be called Bat crazy diner. And!!! And i could have those weird ads on the tables like the Black Bear Diner where I ask, "what do you get when you combine a bat and a cup of coffee? Fresh, squeezed bat coffee of course!"
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Sat, Nov. 8th, 2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
[info]kirazi

Actually mom told me (back when my grandma had to get vaccinated for rabies) that the rabies vaccine is really thick so it probably does need a large needle.
Your rambling amuses me. Hope your hangover goes away. See you tonight! (I hope)
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